Farage has a plan for power

As Reform UK revels in its success in last week’s local election – winning 1,450 council seats – the idea of Prime Minister Nigel Farage no longer looks like a pipe dream for the Clacton MP.

In response to Friday’s results, Farage said this is “a truly historic shift in British politics,” and that these results would not be a “one off”.

There is no doubt that the party has capitalised on public frustration over immigration, living standards and distrust in Westminster – and has gone from a fringe movement to a serious force in British politics. But, can Reform UK keep growing – or has it peaked?

Michael Crick, Jonn Elledge and Zoë Grünewald offer their perspectives.

Reform’s success has never hinged on broad appeal or personal popularity. Farage doesn’t need to be liked; he needs disillusionment, fragmentation, and a political system too brittle to absorb public anger. Right now, Britain has a surplus of all three.

First, take the mood music. Reform’s rise isn’t happening in a vacuum; it is being enabled by a government that just isn’t delivering. Keir Starmer came in with a landslide and a huge amount of political capital, yet public frustration has only deepened. Living standards are still stuck, public services still feel broken, and the national conversation is a never-ending argument about immigration.

And that narrowing hasn’t been an accident. Labour’s tougher rhetoric on migration hasn’t neutralised Reform so much as validated it, while pushing parts of its own coalition away. You could see that in this year’s local elections: progressive voters drifting to the Greens and Liberal Democrats, the vote splitting, and Reform slipping through the middle.

More broadly, the conditions that fuel populism haven’t gone anywhere. Economic pessimism is baked in, trust in institutions is broken, and there’s a widespread sense that Britain is stuck in a kind of managed decline. A decline run by a political class that prefers tinkering at the edges to actually matching the scale of the anger out there. Reform, by contrast, is willing to meet it head on. And in that gap, it’s building something that looks a lot more serious than a protest vote.

Enter Reform’s backers. If you haven’t heard of them, that’s partly the point. Behind the pub-pint populism sits a shadowy operation: a Maga-style ecosystem of think-tanks, lobbyists, billionaire donors and tech-bros, imported wholesale from the American right. Organisations tied to the US Christian conservative movement are already expanding their footprint in Britain and courting Reform, while Farage’s orbit continues pulling in money from overseas billionaires and murky crypto interests. Beneath the anti-establishment cosplay, serious infrastructure with sinister interests is being built.

At the same time, Reform is thriving inside an online ecosystem tilted firmly in its favour. Its MPs generate eye-watering levels of engagement on X, supercharged by algorithmic misinformation and amplified by Elon Musk himself, a foreign billionaire using his platform as a political megaphone. Britain has no serious regulatory framework capable of dealing with this kind of influence, and the government is sitting on its hands as the machinery of modern populism operates largely outside the reach of British law. Reform is laughing all the way to the bank.

And then there is the electoral system. For years, first past the post was seen as the establishment’s safety net, squeezing insurgents and protecting Labour and the Conservatives.

How times have changed. Britain is no longer a two party system, and FPTP is malfunctioning. In this new fragmented Britain, it doesn’t suppress challengers, but magnifies them.

The result is wildly disproportionate outcomes: parties winning frail majorities on barely a third of the vote, or making gains simply because their opponents are collapsing faster. This is why Reform doesn’t need broad support to win power, just for everyone else to lose more efficiently.

Some models suggest Reform could secure a parliamentary majority with only around 30 per cent of the vote. Farage understands this perfectly: the system he once railed against is now his very best friend since it started working in his favour.

None of this makes a Reform government inevitable, of course. But all the conditions that could deliver one – political disillusionment, weak regulation, foreign money, a broken electoral system – are all very much in place.

Ultimately, Reform doesn’t need to win the argument to win government. It just needs everyone else to keep fracturing and convincing themselves it’s not really a threat. Complacency is how Reform wins.

Perspectives

Andrew was hiding in plain sight all along

Just when you thought Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor couldn’t get any more odious – what with his friendship with the paedophile Jeffrey Epstein, those sexual assault allegations by the late Virginia Giuffre (which he denies), his supposed inability to sweat – something comes along to make an impossible situation even worse.

That something, this week, is the claim that the former prince once “kicked his own dog – in the head”. Oof. If there’s anything that will earn the ire of the entire British nation, it is that.

The claim comes from the royal biographer Andrew Lownie, who says the incident happened at a BBQ at Sandringham, when Andrew was in his twenties. Speaking to Palace Confidential, Lownie said the story came to him from a very close friend of the Royal Family. “He was shocked to see Andrew kick the head of his dog – Andrew’s dog – because I think he grabbed a sausage roll or something. And no one said anything at the time. And this man felt he had to say something.”

Lownie said he was informed the man “reprimanded” Andrew and told him to “get lost”, adding: “That evening, as they were having drinks and dinner, Prince Philip came up to him and said, ‘Thank you, that needed to be said, and I’m glad you said it.’” But Lownie queried why the late Duke of Edinburgh didn’t say it to his son directly. “The question, I think, is why didn’t Prince Philip say it? Was he worried about embarrassing Andrew in front of this person?”

It’s impossible to know whether the incident itself (or the reaction from the Duke of Edinburgh) is true, but when taken alongside a litany of other misbehaviours, it doesn’t look good. As the writer Maya Angelou once put it: “When people show you who they are, believe them the first time” – and the ex-duke has been showing us who he is for a long time, now. So, isn’t it time we started believing him?

We already know he’s a disgrace to his family due to his continued association with Epstein – even after the former financier was convicted for child sex trafficking in 2008, he continued to host him at royal residences – and has been stripped of all royal titles and military roles. We know he’s been forced to leave his 30-bedroom mansion in Windsor, Royal Lodge; and that he’s been accused of sharing information with Epstein during his time as UK trade envoy.

And we all saw a series of damning photos in February: first, those released in the Epstein files, showing Andrew bent over the prone body of an unknown young woman; and weeks later, those snatched shots in the back of a taxi on the day the former prince was arrested and detained for 11 hours on suspicion of misconduct in public office. He was later released under investigation, but that didn’t stop the campaign group Everyone Hates Elon from hanging the snaps in the Louvre in Paris, alongside the caption: “He’s Sweating Now”, referring to his disastrous 2019 Newsnight interview.

Kicking a dog? With everything else we now know about Andrew, it really wouldn’t surprise me.

Our three adult children live in our three-bed with us

When Vicky Keating’s son Jack moved out of the family home three-and-a-half years ago, although she knew she would miss him, she breathed a sigh of relief.

With four children living at home in their three-bedroom home, before Jack, now 25, moved out, she and her husband John had one bedroom, Jack had his own bedroom and her three daughters Jemma, 22, Ella, 19 and Eva, 14, all shared the biggest bedroom.

As space was a struggle, when Jack moved out to live with his partner and their baby, it meant Eva could move into the room he vacated, leaving the two older girls sharing a room.

However, in October last year, Jack’s relationship broke down and he suddenly arrived back home and since then, the family have had a full house again.

Vicky, 48, who lives in Taunton, told The i Paper their living situation is challenging and makes her feel embarrassed and frustrated that she is not in a financial position to help her children get on the property ladder or move out.

“It is really difficult and sometimes I feel so overwhelmed by it all, it feels like the walls of the house are going to collapse on me,” she said. “We’re not in a financial position to buy a bigger house – and when your children are older, you shouldn’t really be having to do that as they should be planning for their own futures and homes.

“However, at the moment that is too difficult and we feel stuck and the money worries and our situation is putting a strain on me and affecting my mental health and wellbeing.

“As much as I like having Jack back home with me as he is my son, they come to an age where they need their own space. It pains me that we don’t have the room at home for them all to have their own space. I wish I had the funds for a house where we could all fit comfortably.”

Vicky, who is a business support manager for a counselling company, explained that her situation is exacerbated as she works from home so has no respite or time to get out from the busy house.

However, she says it is not the fault of her children as life is so difficult for young people and saving for a house deposit or being able to afford rent can be a real struggle.

“Jack is a vehicle technician and does earn quite good money, but by the time he has paid his bills such as car and phone and his maintenance, there is not enough for him to rent a decent place for him and his daughter.

“A house share is not ideal for him because of his daughter, who is two. I love our granddaughter to bits but we have her here every other weekend and Wednesday evening and have to make space for her and that is very difficult.

“Jemma works in a children’s nursery and has only just started a full-time job and doesn’t earn enough money. She has to stay at her boyfriend’s house a lot because there aren’t enough rooms or beds for everyone here, especially since her brother came back. Her boyfriend lives with his parents and neither he nor Jemma can afford a deposit for a house or to rent somewhere.

“Ella is a hairdresser and has just gone self employed, so her earnings can fluctuate. And at her age, I don’t think she is quite ready to move out anyway.

“Our youngest Eva, is still at school and she is lucky as she has her own space and her own room. I didn’t feel it was appropriate to tell her to move back into the room with her sisters so Jack could have the room again.”

Vicky Keating, 48, says she and her family are struggling for space with five of them living in a three-bedroom house - but her three adult children cannot afford to move out
‘I can’t see things changing in the short term and I wish there was more help for young people,’ says Vicky

Vicky says she feels embarrassed about their living situation, particularly with having four children in a three-bedroom house.

“It’s not ideal, but we have no choice given our circumstances,” she said. “Sometimes, I wonder about my future and my relationship and I feel that not having enough money impacts me, making me feel stuck where I am.

“The financial strain is a constant concern and affects my overall wellbeing. I am getting to a stage in my life where I am menopausal, trying to hold down a full-time job and trying to keep the house as minimalistic as I can when there are so many of us living here.”

Vicky says she did not charge Jack board when he lived at home the first time around, but mortgage rates and bills have gone up so much that she is now asking Jack and Ella to pay £100 a month.

“I know it is not much, but I absolutely hate taking from them – even though I know it is right as they need to know you have to pay for things in this world,” she said.

“Finances are difficult with the cost of living, so I just ask for a contribution towards things like electricity and water. I don’t charge Jemma as she isn’t really here much.

“But I don’t like asking my children for money and I feel disappointed in myself and wish things were different. However, I can’t see things changing in the short term and I wish there was more help for young people.”

Research carried out by Nationwide reveals that house-sharing embarrassment now sets in at 29, but 69 per cent of people say living alone is uncomfortable, so the average age of house sharers has crept up to 35.

Richard Stocker, head of savings at Nationwide, said: “With living costs continuing to rise, it’s no surprise that more adults are reconsidering their living arrangements and moving back into the family home, bringing added pressure around space, finances, and independence for all involved.

“While conversations about money can feel difficult in these situations, it’s important that people get the support they need.

“We offer tools and guidance both in our branches and online, on everything from our ISAs to our budget builder, to help people take control of their finances and work towards small, achievable savings goals.

“With the right support, situations like Vicky’s can feel far more manageable.”

My pick for Player of the Year

Defensive players rarely win individual awards. The only pure defender to win the Ballon d’Or in the last 55 years was Fabio Cannavaro and that was largely because he captained 2006 World Cup winners Italy. In the Premier League, two defenders have won the Professional Footballers’ Association Player of the Year award since 1993 – Virgil van Dijk and John Terry. The only Football Writers Association’ winner since 1989 was Ruben Dias.

Goalkeepers win individual awards even less: often. Peter Shilton was the last for the PFA in 1978 and Lev Yashin is the only goalkeeper ever to win the Ballon d’Or. Is that not strange? Sixty-nine years of an international award being handed out, perhaps eight positions to pick from (goalkeeper, full-back, centre-back, defensive midfielder, central midfielder, No 10, winger/wide forward, striker) and a goalkeeper picked once.

It suggests one of two things: defensive players are weaker than attacking players or people just prefer attacking players winning awards because we like goalscoring and attacking endeavour. It’s the second of those and it’s time to redress the balance.

Bruno Fernandes has arguably carried Manchester United for years (Photo: Getty)

I broadly believe that the Player of the Year award should go to an individual involved in the title race, unless there is an extraordinary reason not to do so. Manchester United’s Bruno Fernandes comes close to that for the sheer volume of assists and the standard of the Premier League in general, but I don’t believe it quite worthy enough. You can certainly argue that Fernandes makes the biggest difference to one team (although Morgan Gibbs-White has a similar case), but that isn’t my selection criterion.

I’m then ruling out Manchester City players. The only options were Erling Haaland, who has had better Premier League seasons and endured a quiet spell between December and March, and Rayan Cherki. Cherki has been superb since February but has only started 19 league games.

We’re down to two options. The first is Declan Rice, who is likely to rival Fernandes for the PFA award. Rice would be a perfectly reasonable winner, but his excellence lies in consistency over an extended period more than starring over a single season. I think some of Rice’s best work came towards the end of 2024-25. The deliberately controlled nature of Mikel Arteta’s tactical style this season has limited Rice slightly, albeit he has still flourished.

Handily, I think 2025-26 is the perfect campaign for a defensive player to win individual awards. It is the theme of the Premier League season: more 0-0s and 1-0s and almost half a goal down per game from 2023-24. If Arsenal win the league, it is not because of their work in midfield or attack. They have conceded 26 goals.

David Raya has been the difference-maker in this title race above any other player. He has won the Golden Glove already because his 18 clean sheets are four clear of anyone else. He has kept clean sheets in 55 per cent of his appearances in all competitions.

Read more

Speak to any Arsenal supporter and they will tell you that Raya has earned them 10 points or more; he has made extraordinary reaction saves throughout this season. Speak to any teammate and they will wax lyrical about his calming impact.

As Mikel Arteta said on Sunday after potentially the defining victory of Arsenal’s season, Raya has produced a series of “magic moments” this season that have pulled his team closer to the title and avoided further pressure from building.

I think he has done so more often than any other player in the title race. Raya was a slightly unpopular replacement – amongst Arsenal supporters, even – for Aaron Ramsdale and he has become one of the best goalkeepers in the world. He defines both their title push this season and their relentless improvement over the last three years. He is my Player of the Year.

Trump’s flurry of self-aggrandising posts show an ego out of control

The situation in Iran is unravelling for Donald Trump, with talks over ending the war stalling, the US economy suffering and the President experiencing his worst poll ratings ever.

But Trump – at least outwardly – appears blissfully detached from the seriousness of the problem, instead spending his time bombarding his Truth Social platform with reposts of adulatory memes from his supporters.

In the space of less than ten minutes on Sunday night, from 10.22pm to 10.31pm, Trump reposted 17 memes mostly focused on his own greatness, as well as referencing the discredited theory that the 2020 election was stolen, the construction of his White House ballroom and the addition of his face to Mount Rushmore.

Shorts – Quick stories

The White House has said that Trump’s late-night posts are made either by the President or by staff who are catching up on articles and posts he read the day before.

The frenzy of social media activity came after Trump branded Iran’s response to US proposals to end the war, which included compensation for war damage and an emphasis on Iranian sovereignty over the Strait of Hormuz, “TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE.”

The President is experiencing his worst disapproval rating across both of his terms at 62 per cent as his unpopular war drags on, with fuel prices rising as the vital shipping route remains closed, battering the US and global economy.

Dr David Andersen, associate professor of US politics at Durham University, told The i Paper: “Trump only gets information that he wants to hear, so according to his advisers, he is the most beloved president in history right now, and I think he believes it.”

Trump’s ‘monstrous ego’

Trump is known for filling his cabinet with mostly unquestioning acolytes, and this appears to translate to Truth Social, too. Andersen said that the US President probably spent so much time on the platform that he owns because “he enjoys the flattery that the echo chamber of Truth Social offers him”, which functions as an extension of the information Trump receives from those close to him.

Much like what he hears from his cabinet, Trump mainly receives praise from the echo chamber that is Truth Social (Photo: @realDonaldTrump/Truth Social)

“He famously has a person whose job it is to hand him a stack of positive headlines every day,” Andersen noted, suggesting that this atmosphere in the White House has created a culture where officials have to be loyal to the point of being sycophantic towards the President.

“Trump holds these cabinet hearings that are in some ways humiliating because they go around the table and everybody has to just heap praise and glory upon him,” Andersen said. “They even try to outdo each other by congratulating him on his greatness more than everybody else has.”

He said that with Trump facing a raft of problems from Iran and the economy to the Epstein files and the looming midterms, “for a long time he has been rather out of touch with reality”.

The White House told The i Paper in a statement: “The ultimate poll was November 5th 2024 when nearly 80 million Americans overwhelmingly elected President Trump to deliver on his popular and commonsense agenda. No other President in history has accomplished more for the American people than President Trump, who is working tirelessly to create jobs, cool inflation, increase housing affordability, and more. The President has already made historic progress not only in America but around the world, and this is just the beginning as his agenda continues taking effect.”

John Mark Hansen, a professor of political science from the University of Chicago, believes that most of this adulation is not genuine and is a calculated strategy by those with ulterior motives. “Trump’s monstrous ego means that he pumps himself up on the flattery of other people, but those same people have been able to manipulate him because of it.”

Hansen added that Trump’s posts indicate “that he’s becoming more and more desperate to change the narrative, and that he believes that he can change it just by talking more and shouting louder”.

The professor also pointed out that Trump has changed how he carries out press briefings. “He basically doesn’t call on anybody who is going to ask him a tough question and if they do, he berates them and then immediately switches to a more favourable reporter.”

US politics expert John Mark Hansen believes that Trump’s latest flurry of posts are an attempt to distract people from his failings (Photo: @realDonaldTrump/Truth Social)

‘Art of distraction’

Dr Andrew Wroe, a senior lecturer in US politics at the University of Kent, said that Trump may not be oblivious to reality, but deliberately uses the “art of distraction” for political gain.

Trump, who regularly reposts memes from fans that label him “The Greatest of All Time” and thank “GOD FOR TRUMP”, knows that many Americans don’t share the same sentiment.

“The volume of his posts and the level of their outrageousness may be correlated with a desire to distract people from more pressing and difficult matters that are dominating the media cycle. Trump is a wily political operator, and he’s learned the art of distraction,” said Wroe.

“Many posts are not aimed at the wider American public but are instead designed to appeal specifically to his Maga base who revel in his norm-busting antics, especially ‘owning the libs’.

“Trump’s narcissistic and insecure personality may be comforted by reposting fawning messages of devotion from his loyal supporters. More emotionally secure presidents have not needed to do this.”

But with Trump’s political future looking ever shakier, his efforts to rewrite the narrative are not having the desired effect.

I am 51 with only £130,000 in a pension. Can my £100,000 salary help me retire early?

In our Pensions Crisis Coach series, we aim to help ease your retirement worries. Are you concerned you’re not saving enough for your later years, do you want to know if you have enough to retire or don’t know how to find your lost pensions? Email us at money@theipaper.com. We’ll seek to get you on the right track with help from some of the best financial experts and advisers in the business.

Anisa writes: I am 51 years old and earning £107,000 a year but only have £130,000 in my workplace pension. I am looking to retire at 63 – is this plausible?

Alina Khan, The i Paper’s money coach reporter, responds… after receiving your email, I needed to get a better idea of your overall financial situation.

After some back and forth, you told me that as well as your own savings, you have a fiancé who is 35 years old and currently has £85,000 in a workplace pension and £15,000 in an age-protected pension (accessible at 55).

A protected pension age allows some people to access their pension benefits before the normal minimum pension age, which is increasing to 57 in April 2028. Your fiancé will be allowed to access their pension at 55, despite the change.

You also told me your fiancé was made redundant recently and therefore is not currently contributing to a pension, but is hoping to retrain as a teacher this year.

In terms of other expenses, you said your monthly mortgage payments are £2,050 a month and your other expenses add up to £2,500. You also have one dependent child.

Gus Lart, chartered financial planner at Dennehy Wealth, said retiring at 63 with a £130,000 pension would be “tough but not impossible”.

The current state pension age is 66 in the UK for both men and women, but is expected to rise to 67 by 2028 and 68 by 2046 – so you’d have several years of having to fund your lifestyle solely from private income.

Lart said you also needed to check whether your mortgage will be cleared by 63; if it is then your income needs drop significantly, if not, your pension will need to cover it.

To find out when you will clear your mortgage, you can use a mortgage calculator online to estimate the number of months remaining to pay your mortgage. All you need to do is enter your remaining balance, your current monthly payments and annual interest rate.

For your pension – it is good to get an understanding of what funds it is invested in and whether you are happy with this level of risk or would like to take more risk.

Lart said: “You don’t want to be taking unnecessary risks, and whilst the investment choice within a workplace scheme is usually somewhat limited, it’s important nonetheless to be comfortable with where and what the pension is invested in.”

Given you are a high earner, it is also important for you to understand what tax position you are in, as your high earnings mean you find yourself in the 60 per cent tax trap.

This tax trap occurs when individuals earn between £100,000 and £125,140 and for every extra pound you earn over £100,000, you are taxed at an effective marginal rate of 60 per cent – because of the withdrawal of your income tax-free personal allowance.

Contributing more into your pension can be an answer – because you get tax relief at your marginal rate.

Lart said: “The solution is salary sacrifice – redirect enough of your salary into your pension to drop your salary below £100,000, and you reclaim your personal allowance while saving on national insurance too.

“It’s essentially 60p of relief for every £1 contributed. Some employers will even add their own national insurance savings into your pension, giving it an extra boost, so do check this with them.”

Your fiancé will be 47 when you retire, but Lart warns you will need a joint plan that covers his costs in those years after, although this will of course depend on his work.

“At age 35 with £100,000 already saved in pensions, he is in a strong position for his age, and compound growth means even modest contributions now are extraordinarily powerful,” says Lart.

“The £15,000 pension accessible from age 55 provides some flexibility but ideally should be preserved for later life unless absolutely needed,” he adds.

If your fiancé does move into teaching, he will benefit from being enrolled into a teaching pension – a scheme which gives you a guaranteed income for life in retirement.

However, Lart said: “The scheme is pegged to state pension age (68 for him). The earlier he draws it, the less he gets for the rest of his life. Make sure you factor this into any early retirement plans.”

According to Lart, there is a gap between where you are now and where you need to be, but your high income puts you in a strong position if you make some changes now.

“Use salary sacrifice aggressively now, model the four-year state pension gap, and sit down together to map out a joint retirement plan that honestly accounts for when his money can be accessed. With the right action taken today, retiring at 63 is within reach,” he added.

How you can check your kitchen worktop has been made without killer dust

Kitchen giants Wren are among firms joining a new safety kitemark-type scheme to protect young workers from deadly lung disease silicosis and inform homeowners that worktops for home revamps have been cut safely.

The industry’s quality mark scheme, due to launch this week, comes as a result of pressure from The i Paper’s Killer Kitchens campaign, highlighting the risk to stonemasons of toxic dust from cutting engineered stone worktops.

The scheme, first revealed by The i Paper in December, has been hailed as “important” and “significant” by the Health and Safety Executive (HSE) and one of the UK’s leading doctors treating the country’s first confirmed cases of silicosis linked to engineered stone.

Shorts – Quick stories

Participating firms from trade body the Worktop Fabricators Federation (WFF), which represents around 100 companies and more than 60 per cent of the market, will be inspected by occupational hygienist experts registered with the British Occupational Hygiene Society (BOHS).

Checks will ensure quartz slabs are being cut using key water suppressing processes which prevent deadly silica dust from manmade quartz, which can contain silica content as high as 95 per cent.

Exposure to this lung-shredding dust – known as respirable crystalline silica (RCS) – has led to more than 50 young quartz workers, many in their 20s and 30s, being diagnosed with silicosis since mid-2023. Their average age is 43.

At least four have died and three are on the list for a lung transplant, with doctors warning case numbers are expected to rise significantly in the coming years and calling for a concerted effort to avoid the “epidemic” of silicosis in quartz workers seen in other countries including Australia, Spain and the US.

It’s understood industry giants Howdens will also be among the first tranche of around half a dozen major kitchen retailers committed to the WFF and BOHS kitemark-style scheme.

Kevin Bampton, chief executive of the BOHS, praised The i Paper’s reporting for prompting a scheme he said will “certainly save lives” and help stop cases of accelerated silicosis “sending young men into A&E departments and requiring lung transplants”.

“The scheme enables the supply chain and consumers to choose to buy the products they want, but with the reassurance that their purchase is not also at the expense of someone else’s health,” he said.

“The i Paper’s campaign has been crucial in igniting public interest, galvanizing political action and will hopefully continue to inform consumers so they don’t choose worktops manufactured by firms who fatally exploit their workers.”

It’s hoped the scheme will direct HSE inspectors towards firms putting workers’ lives at risk by not following safety regulations, making an enforcement crackdown easier.

It comes after The i Paper revealed a ban on unsafe cutting of kitchen worktop stone has been introduced for the first time.

Kitchen giants Wren are among firms joining a safety kitemark-type scheme to protect young workers from deadly lung disease silicosis and inform homeowners that worktops for home revamps have been cut safely.
The quality mark scheme will appear on slabs cut by fabricators who sign up to the scheme

Bampton also called on the Government’s newly formed Fair Work Agency – a body responsible for enforcing workers’ rights – to target “illegal working practices within this sector – because it is killing young men and costing the NHS millions”.

And he reiterated demands for a screening programme of stonemasons– a move that was key to detecting the scale of the silicosis problem in Australia’s workforce, the first country in the world to ban engineered stone, where more than a quarter of workers screened with a CT scan were found to have silicosis.

“Wes Streeting needs to back a targeted effort to reach into communities of workers to enable screening to take place to ensure early intervention and prevention to save lives and save massive costs to the NHS,” he added.

Companies signing up to the quality mark scheme will be subject to annual workplace assessments by professionally registered occupational hygienists.

Inspections will be carried out by a registered occupational hygienist who has been trained in engineered stone control.

Firms should avoid using products with a silica content greater than 30 per cent and ensure all workers are trained on the risks of silica dust.

Regular inspections must also be done on the effectiveness of water suppression tools, dust filters and the presence of dust and dried slurry using a signed checklist.

Companies must commit to annual health surveillance by a competent health professional and advertise silicosis screening through the Lungs at Work referral scheme at the Royal Brompton Hospital, where most of the UK’s quartz silicosis patients are being treated.

Worktops cut by companies signed up to the scheme would carry a safety kitemark-style symbol, with a QR code to direct consumers back to the WFF site to confirm the stone was manufactured by a compliant firm.

“We hope that this will help HSE and other agencies to focus on those businesses with no desire to keep their workforce safe, by identifying the businesses who do care and are committed to delivering the right protection,” Bampton said.

He anticipates the scheme will be taken up by all WFF members.

Dr Johanna Feary, a respiratory consultant who treats the UK’s first quartz silicosis patients at the Royal Brompton Hospital, praised the scheme as a “significant step forward for protecting workers’ respiratory health”.

“Schemes like this have the potential not only to reduce future disease, but to identify people at risk earlier, when interventions can still make a meaningful difference,” she said,

Nigel Fletcher, operations officer at the WFF, said the scheme “advances worker safety in the fabrication industry by enforcing control measures, reducing dust exposure and other critical hazards”.

“Only fabricators meeting rigorous standards will be granted permission to display this quality mark,” he said.

Rick Brunt, director of engagement and policy at HSE, said: “We recognise this is an important development by the Worktop Fabricators Federation and the British Occupational Hygiene Society, working together to raise awareness of the risks of silica and helping their members achieve compliance with the principles of good practice for control.”

Russell Brand’s new book made me feel sick

I can understand why Russell Brand turned to God. Being accused multiple times of rape and sexual assault in the public eye and subsequently falling spectacularly from grace would be enough to push anyone to respond this way – especially if Bear Grylls texted to ask if you wanted to get baptised. It’s a tale as old as time: when everyone has abandoned you and you feel devoid of hope, you seek the readily available forgiveness of the Lord.

What I cannot understand, though, is why in such circumstances you would not then retreat to your newfound church community or your loving family to reflect quietly, but instead write a religious self-help book. Yet, this is precisely what Brand – who will be tried in the UK in October for allegations of rape and sexual assault by six different women – has done. 

How to Become a Christian in Seven Days is a book that ostensibly seeks to convert its readers to Christ after its author found himself Saved, but which in reality uses rambling biblical metaphors and Christian ideology as a vessel for unfinished Notes-app thoughts. For example: “The point of the culture is to destroy you by stealing your soul.” This coupled with crackpot conspiracy theories (“our food is poisoned at the point of manufacture”) – and him talking about himself, despite many protestations that Christ has finally freed him from the cult of selfishness and individualism to which the rest of us are still enslaved. There are, to be fair, a couple of reflection exercises and a QR code leading you to instructional breathwork videos on Brand’s website.

Russell Brand How to become a Christian in 7 Days Book Cover (kindle)
How to Become a Christian in Seven Days

If you think it will answer questions such as: does God exist? If so, why does he allow suffering? How can I become a Christian in seven days? – then you are sorely mistaken. Perhaps it hardly needs saying that the man who brought us My Booky Wook would be unlikely to produce a serious theological work but instead a pretentious, solipsistic ramble of which the guiding principle seems to be never to use one word where 15 will do. It is a fountain of alt-right ideology, an embarrassing display of hubris (save for a couple of anecdotes where he shows rare, human vulnerability: his son’s heart surgery and the death of his dog) and a manipulation of respectable Christian values for personal gain. Joseph, for what it’s worth, is described as “another show-off loudmouth falsely accused of rape”.

Brand does not shy away from the allegations, about which he’s not allowed to write much (nor, for the record, am I) lest he prejudices the trial. Rather, he provides extensive context about the environment of promiscuity and “easy sex” in which the events are said to have taken place, of how he as a young, impressionable famous person got swept up in sin. “All of a sudden I could have all the sex I wanted… I had sex with multiple women, often at the same time, most days, for years,” he writes, before going on to emphasise in these circumstances “the implausibility, the pointlessness, of coercion (if you own an orchard, you don’t steal apples)”.

Later, he recounts his debate with Chat GPT – an entity that he describes elsewhere as Satan incarnate – about whether David rapes Bathsheba in the book of Samuel. Chat GPT argued that David had systemic power over her. This, according to Brand, “excludes the possibility that King David was sexy, fun, seductive and brilliant – all of which, based on what we know about him, seems pretty likely, and in attempting to criminalise sex itself, the moral teachings of the story are lost”.

No comment. Luckily, Brand has provided a proxy comment for me, on a podcast in April on which he admitted to having sex with a 16-year-old girl at age 30. “Consensual sex with a lot of people, when there is a strong power differential, as there is when you are a famous man who has the ability to attract women that I had at that time, I think… is exploitative,” he said. Well, on that we can agree. Pity we can’t ask Bathsheba how she felt about the whole thing.

LONDON, ENGLAND - MAY 02: Oliver Schneider- Sikorsky and Russell Brand arrive at Westminster Magistrates' Court on May 02, 2025 in London, England. The charges relate to accusations of rape, indecent assault and sexual assault between 1999 and 2005. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)
Russell Brand arrives at Westminster Magistrates’ Court in May 2025 – he will be tried in October (Photo: Karwai Tang/WireImage)

But despite the frustrations provoked by these in-depth deflections, along with the many spurious claims about vaccines (“Boosters? What were they boosting other than Moderna profits and male infertility?”), plenty of reactionary hyperbole (in the UK, he writes, “you can basically be aborted up till your 18th birthday and euthanised if you say you have a headache”), buckets of arrogance (the “centralised” media don’t seem so bad when you can pious-brag about being crowned The Sun’s “Shagger of the Year” four times) and my fundamental objection to being spiritually preached at by a man who still has not learned how to button up his shirt, the greatest difficulty I had with this book was simply hacking through the turgid prose.

Ironically, or perhaps not, the clearest parts are when Brand switches wholesale to talking about himself; the bits about the Bible are so obtuse that I could barely get through a page without my eyes closing. Most of the time the sentences are so florid, so pretentious, that they take five goes before you get the gist. Words such as “negentropic”, “theophanic”, “lapidarily”, “apostasy” and “recidivist” flow freely from the pen of an author who claims to want to help us. He readily admits that his primary issue is “pride”, but who still seems pathologically obligated to prove his superior intelligence through the use of egregiously obtuse vocabulary, a habit that is made only more annoying by the fact he explains what the words mean as he goes along. 

Elsewhere, pseudo-philosophical sentences glimmer like fool’s gold. Some personal favourites: “Sex is at very least a lower chakra defibrillation and at best a voyage into a parallel reality where intimacy with a stranger serves as a fleeting facsimile for a brief and shared transfiguration”; “Time itself is flexing and fluxing under the weight of conscious and unconscious attention”; and, best of all, “The liminal preternatural twilight that one encounters when touching the hem of His garment” — which at least gives us some context around the divine inspiration for those necklines.

At a point, I stopped finding it funny and instead started feeling a bit sick, particularly when Brand veers into the ironic quirk of his 2000s comedy heyday: “I thought I could use God’s power to get me grubbies on the derma-pleasures and skin-fiddles, the tutty-boobs and sweet-nooks.” I wonder if another dunk in the Thames would get the sin that it didn’t manage the first time: namely, the linguistic variety.

"Massive GRIFTER!" Piers Morgan Grills Russell Brand On Allegations, Prison, 'Truth' & Religion Piers Morgan Uncensored Screen grab from Youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv5tXkmEMyo
Russell Brand on Piers Morgan: Uncensored, searching through his Bible (Photo: YouTube/ Piers Morgan Uncensored)

Brand, who could have become a dodgy reiki healer in Phuket espousing the benefits of kambo over a horrible blue cocktail just as easily as a born-again Christian, is the most obnoxious kind of ideologue: one who you suspect has latched on to the view that served him the best and is now forcing it on everybody else (one is reminded of Boris Johnson’s two Brexit columns).

In his recent appearance on Piers Morgan: Uncensored, he fumbled for a full, excruciating minute in his Bible to find a verse he had recently quoted, leading viewers to wonder if he was trolling everyone. Again renewing the theory that he has in fact been trolling everyone the whole time (in the book, Brand addresses the accusation that his baptism was a PR stunt, saying that he would at the time have been capable of doing that “morally” but not “strategically”). I had similar suspicions as I got wound up by his affected verbosity; this is, of course, exactly how he wants me to feel.

But, for what it’s worth, I also believe he has actually been converted. He describes being in a pretty desperate place in the book: news of the allegations broke while his baby son was in hospital, and he writes in detail about his suicidal thoughts. It’s not hard to believe that Christianity has helped him. But this book isn’t helping anyone else.

Brand has not converted me to the word of Christ, though having made it to the end of How to Become a Christian in Seven Days I think it’s only fair I jump the queue to becoming a saint. You, I hope, shall not have to suffer such a fate. Religious or not, don’t bother reading the book. Suffice it to say that Brand is in God’s capable hands – and, come October, the jury’s.

I built my daughter a house in our garden

After travelling the world with the British Army, Steve Mitchell, 51, and his wife Donna returned home to the seaside town of Weston-Super-Mare, where they bought a four-bedroom house and raised their two daughters. When their youngest daughter Shannon left home to move in with her boyfriend, Steve and his wife decided to move to the countryside.

In 2020, Steve and Donna bought a two-bedroom house with a six-and-a-half-acre farm in Somerset, which gave them the chance to expand their dog daycare business.

“It was a bit of paradise because it’s in the middle of nowhere. There’s no light pollution, we don’t have any neighbours… It was just everything we were looking for… that peace, that serenity, a little bit of self-sufficiency, away from the madding crowd,” says Steve.

A year after they moved in, his daughter Chelsee and son-in-law became estranged, so she wanted to spend time with her four young children and parents in the country. With her parents’ approval, she bought a second-hand caravan from a holiday park and placed it on their land.

Each weekend, the four grandchildren would be able to play on the farm, feed the alpacas, ride their bikes and spend time with their grandparents. “We saw our grandchildren every morning, [and] every night, and it’s amazing,” says Steve.

Chelsee and grandchildren at Steve and Donna Mitchell's farm
Chelsee and grandchildren at Steve and Donna Mitchell’s farm (Photo: Donna Mitchell)

Steve’s daughter and son-in-law soon got back together, and the family started to spend more time on the farm. It wasn’t long before they asked to live on the farm full-time. The family began to consider their options.

The idea of extending their own two-bedroom home would have cost more than building an annex. While they love spending time together, they know they also need time for themselves. Steve, who is also the owner of the personal development company Release The Best You says: “We’re both running multiple businesses. We’re both very busy. So we love to be connected with our children, our grandchildren, but we also like disconnect now and then as well,” he laughs.

As Steve and Donna lived on a flood plain, they were told by a former town planner that they wouldn’t get planning permission for a residence. But he also advised that it can take up to two years to go through the planning and appeal process. If the cost of building the annex was cheaper than two years’ rent, the family believed it would still be worth doing, especially if it meant the children had two years with their grandparents in the countryside, away from cars and light pollution.

So, in June 2023, the family installed a three-bedroom annex. It cost £60,000 to build, which his daughter and son-in-law paid for, and now, three years later, the couple who previously paid £1,800 a month for a property in Weston-Super-Mare have saved £64,000 in rent.

Steve, who served in the British Army for six years, trained as a plasterer and worked as a carpenter before he became a mindset coach. His daughter and son-in-law also owned their own building company, so within six weeks they had built a 12-metre-long and eight-metre-wide annex in Steve and Donna’s garden.

Steve was keen to support his daughter, as he knows how hard it is to get on the housing ladder. “It was tough for me and my wife [when we were starting out], because we never had a [house] deposit. We were both self-employed. Nobody would touch us. We had to take out 100 per cent mortgage, and we were paying £750 a month, interest only, on a £70,000 mortgage,” he says.

Steve and Donna also helped their other daughter, Shannon and her boyfriend, get on the housing ladder by letting them live with them rent-free while they saved their deposit.

After the family decided to build an annex at the farm, Chelsee’s husband drew up the initial plans for the dwelling and took them to an architect. They designed a three-bedroom annex with a large lounge. They installed a stylish kitchen and bathroom, added underfloor heating and covered the outside of the annex with anthracite-coloured cladding so it would blend into the landscape and match the agricultural look of the other buildings on the farm.

When it came to choosing where to place the annex on the property, as they needed to connect to the electricity and water mains for the main house, they chose a plot that wasn’t too far away from the main buildings. The family now splits the water and electricity bills between them. And as the farm has two entrances, they were able to have their own privacy by using separate driveways.

They didn’t have to make any changes to the original design: “I think the reason for that is it was designed the maximum use of space, the maximum use of materials, with the minimum impact on the land.”

As they are on a flood plain, they wanted to be as environmentally aware as possible and installed a rainwater collection system. “All of the rainwater that [comes] off the roof goes into IBC containers. We use that water for our animals,” says Steve.

The most challenging part of the build was creating a concrete base for the property to rest upon. “We had to get lots of machinery in to dig out the foundations,” he says. “You can imagine the state of the land with all these lorries and diggers, but it’s all healed now.”

Now the family is reaping the rewards of living so unusually close. Steve says: “Sometimes Chelsee might phone us and say, ‘I’m doing a big Bolognese, do you want to come down?’ Or on a Saturday morning, I might cook a breakfast and we all sit and eat that in the garden. Of course, in the summertime we have lots of barbecues.” They have always been a close family, but this has brought them even closer: “We’re very involved in our grandchildren [lives].”

The family have recently been told by the council they will need to remove the annex and the concrete base, however, it could be another year to 18 months before they must remove it permanently. As his daughter Chelsee has contacts in the building industry, her father says she already has buyers for the kitchen and bathroom fittings for when they need to dismantle the structure. The couple has now saved enough money for a deposit on their own home.

Steve is proud of what they have achieved. “I think this is a very good lesson that we’re teaching our grandchildren; you can do whatever you want to do. You just have to believe you can do it. If you want to build a three-bedroom cabin with your own hands, go and do it.”

Steve says the annex was never seen as a permanent solution. They knew the temporary building wouldn’t add any value to their own home. It was just seen as a way for the family to spend some time together.

“We’ve been very blessed. Some grandparents only see their children or their grandchildren during the holidays. We get to see them every single day,” says Steve.

‘I was a d**khead to Matty Healy’

Jon McClure, leader of Sheffield group Reverend and the Makers, is racing through the various stages of his 20-year career. “I’ve been Alex Turner’s best mate, one-hit wonder, Twitter gobshite, Jeremy Corbyn’s best mate.” And now? “I’ve got this comedy thing with my brother,” he says of his part in Chris McClure’s hugely popular parody football manager character Steve Bracknall. “I’m the chairman of the oldest football club in the world,” he adds: McClure has just taken up the role at Sheffield FC, formed in 1857. “And I’m having an Indian summer with the music.”

That’s certainly true: the eighth Reverend and the Makers album – the hook-filled, modern, northern soul reverie Is This How Happiness Feels? – is the band’s best since their 2007 indie-electro, social commentary debut The State of Things (with signature tune “Heavyweight Champion of the World”) and its hugely underrated politically charged 2009 follow-up A French Kiss in the Chaos.

But at 44, McClure has also reached a stage of personal growth. We meet in the sunny outside seating area of a west London bar, McClure sat alongside his wife and bandmate Laura having just appeared on Channel 4’s Sunday Brunch; he’s still dressed in his best beige suit. “I look like a Colombian crime lord, or a young Jim Bowen.”

McClure has always talked a good game – his nickname “The Reverend” was anointed to him by former Arctic Monkeys bassist Andy Nicholson because of a tendency to be loud and preachy – but a recent ADHD diagnosis, coupled with grief from the death of his father in 2023, has brought a new perspective, and some reflection. “The only way I can describe it is you felt a bit out of place your whole life – that’s why you feel the way you do,” he says of his ADHD. “It’s emotional when they first tell you.”

SOUTHSEA, ENGLAND - AUGUST 24: Jon McClure of the Reverend and The Makers performs onstage during Victorious Festival on August 24, 2025 in Southsea, England. (Photo by Mark Holloway/Redferns)
Jon McClure has had his fair share of spats with other artists over the years (Photo: Mark Holloway/Redferns)

He’s actually been saying sorry a lot recently. McClure has left 55 voice notes to friends, family and public figures apologising for past behaviour and comments. “I can be full of love and joy, but what’s the inverse of that? Rage, anger, hostility. Who wants to carry that round for the rest of their life? Let it go.” He’s had his fair share of spats with other artists over the years. “I’ve had beef with them all.” The 1975’s Matt Healy got an apology. “I was a d**khead to him and a knob about his band. Example tweet, ‘Ur in boyzone mate. Ya not Cobain’. I mean, he had a little chip at me after I apologised. But that’s your shit, not mine.”

He’d send one to Calvin Harris if the producer hadn’t blocked him: Harris was always a particular target for McClure’s ire. “McDonald’s music” was one insult; McClure also owned a T-shirt that read “Calvin Harris just presses play.” “Calvin, if you’re reading this, you’re on my list,” says McClure now. Another to receive a note was indeed Alex Turner. The pair shared a flat back in the days when Reverend and the Makers and Arctic Monkeys were heading up the noughties Sheffield scene. “It became commoditised, but for a minute, like six months, whoa, it was the most exciting place in the world.”

But he felt an apology was in order. “Imagine you’re a footballer and your mate is Lionel Messi, how do you feel? You’re massively jealous. It’s ugly. Everyone feels it, but no one wants to admit it. And my thing for years was to run away from that ugliness. But what happens when you turn around, don’t take any drugs, don’t take any drink, and just walk straight into all that ugliness and own it? That’s why I get on with Robbie.”

That’s Robbie Williams, McClure’s new best mate, who features on the new Makers track “F**ked Up”. Williams texted McClure out of the blue – “I was in my kitchen just having a brew” – having enjoyed McClure’s feature and co-write on The Lottery Winners’ “You Again”. The next thing he knew, he was visiting Williams in Switzerland. “We just stayed up for three days – sober – just yakking. And he said, ‘Are you gonna let me sing on one of your songs?’”

Reverend and the Makers' Jon McClure and Robbie Williams Provided by susie@kingsandqueenspr.com
Robbie Williams, right, appears on Reverend and the Makers’ new album (Photo: Kings and Queens PR)

The track, about overdoing the partying until you become a casualty, is very on-brand Robbie fare. “What am I going to tell Rob about being a mad bastard? He’s done it all, times a billion. He’s a guru. He’s the wisest geezer in all of music. It’s obvious he’s been therapised. But equally he’s not lost the fact that he grew up in a working man’s club in Stoke. He’s such a sound man.”

Is This What Happiness Feels Like? was mostly written before the death of McClure’s father, but re-recorded afterwards to give the songs – a mix of joy, love and grief – their euphoric sonic feel. As well as Williams, it features his friend and actor Vicky McClure (no relation) on the northern, soul-stomper “Haircut”; the pair created the daytime disco event Day Fever.

The album title is testament to McClure’s new outlook. “I used to think life was very black and white, dealing in absolutes, like a cowboy film, goodies and baddies. You’re happy or you’re sad. I guess it’s my way of saying that emotions are not a linear thing.”

It hasn’t come easy. He says his Sheffield upbringing, scarred by the suicide of his uncle, left him with “a sense of melancholy. You’re born with the blues. It’s a Sheffield thing, a northern thing, a working-class thing.” He says his friend Richard Hawley, who convinced McClure to re-record the album in Sheffield rather than America, conveys this sense beautifully. “There’s a thing in Sheffield where we’d rather sometimes not have something nice in order to enable us to moan about it.” His choice of career exacerbated things. “I struggled with bad mental health all the way through the first 15 years of the band, absolutely off my head on gear.”

The band’s new album is a mix of joy, love and grief (Photo: Distiller Records)

He realises now it was partly why he was so outspoken politically. A vociferous supporter of Jeremy Corbyn, it was McClure who brought the then-Labour leader onstage the day the “oh, Jeremy Corbyn” chant first began, at The Libertines’ 2017 show at Tranmere Rovers’ Prenton Park. “That followed us around for ages.”

Over the years he tweeted on politics habitually, and appeared on TV regularly, including a heated debate with Piers Morgan on Good Morning Britain in 2018. “I built this massive following, which probably kept the band in business. At one point we’d gone right down the shitter, playing Cleethorpes Rocks with the stage blowing away. I thought we were finished.”

But the political combativeness became all-consuming. “It was an ADHD hyper-focus, and it was merely the manifestation of my own personal unhappiness. I just realised one day, Boris Johnson is not the root cause of my issues.” He remains left-wing and engaged; he has exchanged messages with Green Party leader Zack Polanski (“I like him – good guy”) and still hopes for a progressive alliance. But he’s not as belligerent.

He recently met Sir Keir Starmer – “I’m not a centrist or neoliberal” – during a meeting about the Government helping to keep the World Snooker Championships at the Crucible Theatre in Sheffield. “I did think, ‘I’m going to f**king tell you…’ And then when I got in the room, I thought, ‘I’m just gonna sit and deal with why we’re actually here, because on this particular issue we want the same thing.’ Does that make me a sellout? Not really. It makes me not an angry, shouty bastard. I’m not nationalist, but I have civic pride. And it was about what was best for Sheffield.”

Jon McClure Reverend and the Makers Credit: Ed Cooke Provided by susie@kingsandqueenspr.com
‘I struggled with bad mental health all the way through the first 15 years of the band,’ says McClure (Photo: Ed Cooke)

Civic pride is what Sheffield FC is about. A boyhood Sheffield Wednesday fan, his intention isn’t to emulate the Hollywood story of Wrexham FC, but to make the club the centre of the community, to promote both the club and the city. “It’s a very Sheffield thing to have invented a game that 3.4 billion people love, and then sort of forget about it. Liverpool has The Beatles. Sheffield has football. It’s our job to commercialise that.” Since starting in February, he’s already broken attendance records, and has big plans to make the club a tourist destination, as well as build a new stadium back within the city centre. “You’re trying to arrest 169 years of dysfunctional activity. But I’m up for the challenge.”

There’s a sense of McClure’s perseverance paying off. The last Makers album, 2023’s Heatwave in the Cold North, went to number six, and last August they played their biggest-ever gig to 10,000 people in Sheffield. But there’s been periods of criticism and indifference, and a certain critical snobbishness that popular northern indie bands tend to endure. “That’s dogged me my entire career, the idea that somehow it was anti-intellectual or landfill indie. If there’s an anti-intellectual thing, it’s not in my house.”

He’s revelling as a polymath. More than once, he credits and makes a parallel to the domestic serenity of John Lennon when he made his final album Double Fantasy. “My emotive thoughts are geared towards being a good husband, father, son, brother, friend rather than being Che Guevara.” The peace and calm have been a creative boon. “Damon Albarn told me once you had to be c**t to make good music,” he says. “I’m like, ‘Do you? Because when I’m happy, I write some right tunes.’”

‘Is This How Happiness Feels?’ is out now